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The race of Achilles and the turtle, the halving of distances, the unreachable, the discrete particles of reality - it's all right there in your super clever shirt, which will, at a minimum, plunge you into a philosophical debate. Buy it, come on, you're half way there.
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings thoughtful curiosity to everyday wear. A heavyweight cotton body with a soft, lived-in finish holds a retro, spacey graphic that repeats “Zeno’s Paradox” into a narrowing tunnel—an artful nod to puzzles that loop and pull you inward. It drapes easily over jeans or a layered flannel and wears like an old favorite from the first wash. Wear it when you want to spark conversation in a coffee shop, carry a subtle philosophical wink to class, or add quiet intrigue to a weekend of reading and debate.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL (select partners)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Sewn-in label and available in 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Zeno's Paradox Graphic T-Shirt
$23.86